I LOVE HER I LOVE HER
I LOVE HER LOVE
me after 3 hours sleep
mother : are you all right?
me :

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
You’re going to get a cavity
good
30 min later, not much progress.Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…
One hour and half done. That’s impressive
That takes real skill and perseverance an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything i’d rather be eating anything but this two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again3 fucking hours
I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.
Please. Please don’t bring this back.
‘Tis the season.
It’s November
TO BE JOLLY
I always misread it as “Santa’s asshole” and it makes it even better

















